Friday, February 11, 2005
Dear B&Q
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days
later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will
be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerley
K
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days
later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will
be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerley
K
